"Poker Faces" Card Protectors
Texas Hold'em
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| All 14 Poker Faces! | |
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| Protect your cards and have some fun, too! | |
| Free UPS Ground Shipping in USA with orders of $125 or more | |
| Generally ships in 2-3 Business Days |
Hold'Em, Omaha, Stud and other poker players can use this product to secure their cards during play. When not actively looking at their hand cards players must place them face down on the table in front of their chips. Positioning the Card Covers over the cards protects them from being accidentally exposed fouled or folded.
The River, The Rock, Coach, Shades, The Nutz, Lady Luck, The Queen, Joker, All Balls, The Shark, The Texan, The Flush, Donkey & Bad Beat
The Donkey
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| What an expression on this Donkey's Face! | |
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| Remind you of anyone? | |
| Free UPS Ground Shipping in USA with orders of $125 or more | |
| Generally ships in 2-3 days |
How many times have you wanted to tell someone what you really think of their play? Here's your chance. Let the Donkey be your reminder not to play like an A$$!
The Shark Poker Face
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| Are you a Shark? | |
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| Buy yourself a present! | |
| Set the table straight! | |
| Generally ships in 2-3 days |
As vicious as his sharp teeth he knows everything about the game. The odds the players and anything he can sink his teeth into. He's hungry...but who at the table will be his last meal?
The Nutz Poker Face
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| Are you the player that always has the NUTZ? | |
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| Claim ownership with this fun Poker Face! | |
| Generally shipped in 2-3 days |
A true play on words...when you have the Nutz your opponent must be crazy to call and resemble this poker face. The rest of this guy has a straight jacket on. Poker Prayer: "May all your bets have the Nutz behind them."
Lady Luck Poker Card Guard & Protector
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| Protect your cards & yourself | |
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| Lady Luck looks like a dish | |
| Who knows... she may be your wish | |
| Generally ships in 2-3 days |
Poker Faces Lady Luck Texas Hold'em Card Protector & Guard Everybody wants her. Is tonight the night you get lucky??? If Lady Luck is sitting at your seat, you'll definitely have an extra rack to play with for the night.
The Queen Poker Card Guard & Protector
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| Not certain; but, this one sounds like me.... | |
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| Well, some of it anyway! | |
| What a sense of humor? | |
| Generally ships in 2-3 days |
Poker Faces Queen Texas Hold'em Card Protector & Guard Is that a smile, a smirk, or just an alluring stare trying to capture the person, or just their chips. She is sexy, smart and oh so dangerous, and the Lady of Poker.
The Joker Poker Card Guard & Protector
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| Thanks for the warning! | |
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| Looking out for the "Joker" will keep me busy. | |
| For warned is for armed! | |
| Generally ships in 2-3 days |
Poker Faces Joker Texas Hold'em Card Protector & Guard. His attitude is "all fun and games", and while most are laughing at his jokes, the Joker is counting your money. No poker face here, just a big smile, all the way to the cash cage.
Shades Poker Card Guard & Protector
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| This guy is cool & collected | |
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| Plays his cards just right | |
| Try to stay away from him tonight | |
| Generally ships in 2-3 days |
Poker Faces Shades Texas Hold'em Card Protector & Guard No not some crooked character, but someone hiding behind his designer sunglasses. No telling whether he has the Nutz, or is hoping for that perfect river by looking at Shades eyes, because all anyone will see is their own reflection.
Coach Poker Card Guard & Protector
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| I know that guy. | |
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| Met him last week at the table | |
| He sure does have the "Coach" label | |
| Generally ships in 2-3 days |
Poker Faces Coach Texas Hold'em Card Protector & Guard Who is that hiding under the ball cap??? Coach will school you on poker basics, and the finer points of the game, and the only cost... all the chips on the table.
River Poker Card Guard & Protector
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| Look in the mirror | |
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| This could be you; but, do not fear | |
| Your luck has changed this year! | |
| The other guy will quickly leave his seat | |
| That makes you the lucky player at the river | Generally ships in 2-3 days |
Poker Faces River Texas Hold'em Card Protector & Guard We all know him and love him or hate him. That is the "Cat that caught the canary" smile, just like the one you see when the River catches the card needed to win the hand. Good luck fishing and the other guy gets the Bad Beat.
The Texan Poker Card Guard & Protector
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| Howdy, ya'all! | |
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| Come On In - ya'hear! | |
| Said the Spider to the fly! | |
| Generally ships in 2-3 days |
Poker Faces Texan Texas Hold'em Card Protector & Guard. Rough and tumble, and never shows whether he has 8-3 off suit or pocket Aces. The true "play the player" expert. He is named after the game that is as big as the state, Hold-em. He plays poker, not just the cards.
The Rock Poker Card Guard & Protector
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| Now you tell me what to do! | |
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| Where were you last week when I met up with the Rock | |
| Generally shipped in 2-3 days |
Poker Faces Rock Texas Hold'em Card Protector & Guard We all know him... if he bets you fold, and if he calls you fold faster. There is no reading his expressions, but if he is in the hand you better have the nutz to be there too. If you try to bluff the rock, he may be your concrete shoes.
All Balls Poker Card Guard & Protector
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| How does this guy eat & drink? | |
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| What do you think? | |
| Run into more than your share of the "All In - All Balls" player? | |
| Yep, me too! | |
| Generally ships in 2-3 days |
Poker Faces All Ball Texas Hold'em Card Protector & Guard Tell me, do you have them!!! Whether just a jock, sports enthusiast or an aggressive poker player, are you the one with the balls at the table?
The Bad Beat Poker Card Guard & Protector
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| Checking up on us, huh? | |
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| Next time a pair of sun glasses we will wear | |
| Maybe Shades will loan us a pair | |
| Good Guy that Shades! | Generally ships in 2-3 days |
Poker Faces Bad Beat Texas Hold'em Card Protector & Guard limited edition 5000 Only!!! It happens to everyone, but that doesn't make it any better. That grimance was taken from a surveillance camera of your look the last time your set got drawn out on a runner, runner, four on the board flush on the River.